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Insanity Quotes:
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." -Nora Ephron
"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang
Funny Quotes:
STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT!
I do everything my rice krispies tell me to do
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. ~Jack Handy~
If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them
Sorry, I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
People Ask Me, "Why is it free?" and I tell them (really slowly) "Because it doesn't cost anything." ~unknown~
What kind of plane is it?
Oh its a pretty white plane, with a red stripe, and curtains, looks like a big tylenol. ~Airplane~
Pray for Whirled Peas!
Don't let hunger happen to YOU! ~snickers commerical~
If it's too loud, you're too old.
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist
"One night I was laying in bed, staring at the stars, and I thought to myself, 'What in the hell happened to my ceiling?-dilbert cartoon~
Monty Python:
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! "
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!"
"O Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." Irish Quotes:
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.
May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
Instinct is stronger than upbringing
Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But never forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget
The troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse
Than the happiest day of your past.
May the roof above us never fall in.
And may the friends gathered below it never fall out.
May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.
May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.
Walls for the wind,
And a roof for the rain,
And drinks beside the fire -
Laughter to cheer you
And those you love near you,
And all that your heart may desire!
May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
Quiet people are well able to look after themselves.
A friend's eye is a good mirror
Love:
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
Love: Two Vowels, Two Consonants, Two Fools
"We're young, single, and we love to mingle." ~Christian Burns
Few Women Admit Their Age, Few Men Act It
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